I love to collect quotes, but I was
never able to find a use for them. Now
that I have my web page, I can list them
for everyone's enjoyment!!
For More Quotes, Link To This Page...
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Things to do today:
1. Get out of bed
2. Survive
3. Go to bed
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Tears and laughter both serve to cleanse
the soul...Fortune Cookie
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Return to old watering holes for more
than water - friends and dreams are
there to meet you...African Proverb
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La vache qui rit est jolie
(Latin - Laughing cows are pretty)
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He who falls in love with himself will
have no rivals
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Knowledge is good...Emil Faber
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If you continually give, you will
continually have
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May happiness come on secret winds; and
surround you forever in the ways of
beauty...American Indian Saying
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The seeds of the day are best planted in
the first hour...Dutch Proverb
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If 99% were good enough, then gravity
will not work for 14 minutes every day
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We don't inherit the Earth from our
parents, we borrow it from our children
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Like winter snow on a summer lawn, time
past is time gone
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Come into my parlour, said the spider to
the fly...Childrens Nursery Rhyme
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Goals are dreams with deadlines
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Be Alert!! The world needs more Lerts!!
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Plays well with others
Runs with scissors
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Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis
Habes
(Latin - If you can read this,
you're overeducated)
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I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy
every minute of it
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I don't suffer from insanity...I'm a
carrier
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I do what the voices in my head tell me
to do
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You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to me
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One recruit short of the toaster oven
(Subitted by my dear friend,
Ryan...Thanks!!)
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Life is one big Roller Coaster and I'm
in the Front Seat
Life is like a box of chocolates: It's
full of nuts!
(Both contributed by my friend Miss
Hilary aka Heifer-Girl)
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Learn from your parents' mistakes...use
birth control
If God had wanted me to touch my toes,
He would have put them on my knees
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE
out to get you
If you can read this...Kiss a teacher
Wrinkled is not one of the things I
wanted to be when I grew up
I YELL because I care
Procrastinate NOW
Never underestimate the power of Stupid
People in large groups
(All contributed by my friend Mary aka
mmcat)
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Ok, what's the speed of dark??
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something
I intend to live forever...so far, so
good
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines
What happens when you get scared half to
death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my
brains kept falling out
The problem with the gene pool is that
there is no lifeguard
If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
(From the Visionary, Steven Wright)
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