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Kalamazoid FF Champions

K'zoid I
JIM WILKINS

K'zoid II
DAN EBERT

K'zoid III
FERDIE PATALINGHUG

K'zoid IV
GEORGE PATALINGHUG

K'zoid V
TBD


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League to Remain With Three Keepers

It was close, but the change was narrowly defeated. Last year's rules will remain for this year.

Here's how the money situation breaks down...going into the K'zoid V season:

To see how I came to these figures, go to last year's home page.

I owe George = $136.00 - PAID
I owe Ferdie = $32.00 - PAID
I owe Pete = $24.50 - PAID

Johnson owes = $23.00
Robbie owes = PAID
Ebert owes = $21.50
Sutton owes = PAID
Maynard = PAID
Cooper owes = PAID
Vilk owes = PAID
Jim Fricke owes = PAID
Rutledge owes = $88.00
Tommy owes = PAID

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CHANGES FOR K'zoid V SEASON

The fifth year Kalamazoid FF League will see a new change. One thing I found that worked well was that in Sutton's league, I was able to pick up substitute players for my regulars on a bye week much easier. This league is even larger than his.

I just kept the same roster size Sandbox had when I made the switch. Sutton decided to make the roster maximum 17 players, not 20 like Sandbox had. This will make it easier to pick up players when injuries and bye-weeks happen.



RULES

1. One major problem in the past is that of QB hoarding. Everybody has been an offender of hoarding players, unfortunately, the same teams year after year seemed to get screwed. Those teams were usually the teams that couldn't pick up free agents AS injuries occured because they didn't watch games at their computer.

So, the first new rule is that I am implemating a limit on how many QB's can be on a team at any given time. There can be no more than three (3) STARTING QB's on a team at any given time. UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN'T BABYSIT EVERY TEAM ROSTER CONSTANTLY. THEY DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH. SO, I IMPLORE YOU ALL TO HELP OUT POLICING THE LEAGUE FOR VIOLATIONS.

2. Another step to reduce problems that occur for teams not at a computer on game day: Anyone wanting to pick up a free agent must go through me. So, I will lock all teams from picking up or dropping players. Including myself.

When a team wants to pick up a free agent, they must email me. It's probably smart not to post it in the message area. Email me in private. The team then has to wait until Tuesday at 1pm before that player is added to their roster.

If nobody else puts a claim, that player is yours after Tuesday at 1pm.

However, if somebody else puts in a claim before Tuesday, it goes to the team with the worst record. (at work our commish actually holds a blind auction, but I don't want to get into that). Note that the team worst record still has to wait Tuesday since another team could have an even worse record.

After Tuesday, at 1pm, all free-agents are "free game" until kick off of the first game. Once the first game kicks off, the league is once again on lock-down until Tuesday at 1pm. REGARDLESS IF I USE THE ACTUAL "LOCK" FEATURE ON THE WEBSITE, DON'T PICK UP A PLAYER DURING LOCK-DOWN!!!. DON'T BE A TURD!!!

Don't think this will give me an advantage. It's much better than having a league full of scavengers.







Kalamazoid FF League Money Rules:


1. The Money: The ante will be $50. That makes it a $700 purse. Not bad. Well, the whole $700 won't go to the top 3. There is a step to reduce the problem of teams "giving up" when the season nears the end and the owner knows he can't place in the top 3.

Each team that wins a game will be awarded $3.00. Since there are 14 teams in the league, and 7 teams will win each week, that means $21 will be taken out of the purse each week. 17 weeks X $21 = $357 to be taken out total leaving $343 left over to split with the top 3. 1st place gets $200. 2nd place gets $90 and third gets $40. Remember, that's on top of the money you've accumulated from your wins. So, if the first place team has a 14-2 record, they would collect $42 on top of the $200 they won for taking first.

After the first season, when some teams didn't change their line-ups in the last weeks, some of us got screwed from that lack of effort since we needed the team with the poor record to win. Now, even teams with poor records still have something to keep their interest.

K-zoid FF IV League Standings

Below is a chart of last year's standings. It will change to this year's as soon as the season starts.

Team Owner Win/Loss Points Money Paid Money Owed This Season's Earnings
Crocuta Crocuta George Patalinghug 3-0 235 $50 $00 $9
Bit's Mom Eric Rutledge 2-1 253 $00 $88 $6
Hairy Backsides Craig Maynard 2-1 236 $50 $00 $6
NYBeast Robert Plank 2-1 227 $50 $00 $6
Skullfucker Johnsons Mike Johnson 2-1 222 $27 $23 $6
El Destroyo Dan Ebert 2-1 218 $28.50 $21.50 $6
The Reepers Tom Arnold 2-1 186 $50 $00 $6
Horseshit Jon Sutton 1-1-1 270 $50 $00 $4.50
Gash Fillers Jim Fricke 1-2 222 $50 $00 $3
Dingle Berries Mike Cooper 1-2 206.50 $50 $00 $3
Chipped Toofs Peter Dann 1-2 205 $50 $00 $3
The Tripods Matt Buettner 1-2 203 $50 $00 $3
Opera Thor Ferdinand Patalinghug 0-2-1 177 $50 $00 $1.50
Swarming Gagglers Jim Wilkins 0-3 165 $50 $00 $00





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