Only In America

Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America are there handicap parking spots in front of a skating rink.

Only in America do pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, super size fries and a diet soda.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars parked in the driveway and lock useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'.

Only in America do they put braille on the drive through ATM machines.

Only in America do we have millions of homeless, starving people, but send money overseas to help their needy first.

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