A Baby Boomer...Then And Now

Then: Killer weed
Now: Weed killer

Then: Paar
Now: AARP

Then: The Greatful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian

Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine
Now: Being caught BY Hustler magazine

Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now: Hoping for a BM

Then: Getting your head stoned
Now: Getting your headstone

Then: Keg
Now: EKG

Then: Passing the driving test
Now: Passing the vision test

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids

Then: Swallowing acid
Now: Swallowing antacid

Then: Obsessing over your PSAT scores
Then: Obsessing over your PSA scores

Then: You're growing pot
Now: Your 'growing pot'

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Then: The perfect high
Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying President
Now: Fighting to keep the lying President

Then: President Johnson
Now: The President's 'Johnson'

Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint

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