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If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, (Hey..it IS the 90's!) he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him and married Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him and married Herman Munster, she'd be Sondra Locke Ness Munster If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader How about a baseball marriage...If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros Ghali, then divorced him and married Kenny G, he'd be G. Ghali G. Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, then divorced him and married Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then divorced him and married Johnny Rotten, then divorced him and married Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then divorced him and married Jack Paar, divorced him and married Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King If Javier Lopez married Kieko The Whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu The Elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu If Ivanna Trump married Orson Bean (actor), divorced him and married King Oscar (of Norway), divorced him and married Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), divorced him and married Norbert Weiner (mathemetician), she'd be Ivanna Bean Oscar Mayer Weiner If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur
and here's one more... If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh
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