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10. You've got a hole in your head
9. Your master strangles you all of the time
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body
7. You shrink in cold water
6. You never get a haircut
5. You always hang around with two nuts
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole
3. Your best friend is a pussy
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish
And the number one reason it sucks to be a penis...
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up!!
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