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10. "They told me at the blood bank today that this may happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course that you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off of the white out. You got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out our biggest problem!"
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot."
And the number one thing to say is...
1. "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
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