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The Titanic Virus: Makes your whole computer go down The Disney Virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy The Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after one byte The Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care The Lorena Bobbit Virus: Turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy disk The Woody Allen Virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughterboard The Joey Buttafuoco Virus: Only attacks minor files The Spice Girls Virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop The Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored The Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them The Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to an 80MB, then slowly expands to 300MB The AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you what a great service you are getting The MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you are paying too much for that AT&T virus The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back The Viagra Virus: Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive The Ellen Degeneres Virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC The Monica Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer
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