OPENING
We are live here today from Alberta, Canada with Saturday Storm. It looks like it will be a good card tonite. Lets get it on!!
Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Christian (UWF Lightwieght Title) gimmick (Standard Match) (0)
Jerry The King Lawler - This match is a Standard Match for the UWF Lightwieght Title title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 247 from South Park, Colorado a member of YOUTH GANG he holds the UWF Lightwieght Title title belt, Rey Mysterio Jr.!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Rey Mysterio Jr. comes to the ring. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 from The Gothic Underground a member of The Brood accompanied by Edge, Christian!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[The Broods music gets nailed with a superkick! gets nailed with a superkick! (the bell rings) Rey Mysterio Jr. punches Christian in the head. ]
Jim Ross - Rey Mysterio Jr. executes a punch.
[Rey Mysterio Jr. low blows Christian. Christian climbs to his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Christian takes Rey Mysterio Jr. down. Christian sends Rey Mysterio Jr. to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Christian grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. Christian chants start. They head back into the ring. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - They're moving back to the ring. Smart move by Christian.
Prez BADBOY - I wish every match could be like this!
[Christian piledrives Rey Mysterio Jr. into the mat. Christian chants start. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - Rey Mysterio Jr. really felt that Piledriver! These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?
Prez BADBOY - Nope.
[Rey Mysterio Jr. stands up. Rey Mysterio Jr. tackles and begins punching Christian. Christian gets up. Christian piledrives Rey Mysterio Jr.. Christian tells Rey Mysterio Jr. to suck it. Now Rey Mysterio Jr. standing. Rey Mysterio Jr. lifts Christian up and drops him on his knee. Christian is back on his feet. nails a DDT on . Rey Mysterio Jr. gets up. Rey Mysterio Jr. applies a boston crab to Christian. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Christian trys to escape. ... Christian is fighting the hold. ... ... Rey Mysterio Jr. tightens the hold. ... ... Rey Mysterio Jr. tightens the hold. ... Christian trys to escape. Christian taps out. ]
Micheal Buffer - We've got ourselves a winner!
Jerry The King Lawler - The winner of this match, and still UWF Lightwieght Title champion, Rey Mysterio Jr.!!!
Kevin Nash vs. Sting vs. The Rock (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Jerry The King Lawler - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 350 from Scottsdale, AZ a member of Wolfpac, Kevin Nash!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Kevin Nash comes to the ring. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 247 from The Rafters, Sting!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Sting's Music ]
Jerry The King Lawler - And third, weighing in at 6'5" from Miami, Florida, The Rock!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[The Rock walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. gets nailed with a superkick! Sting grabs The Rock's arm and strkes his elbow. gets nailed with a superkick! (the bell rings) Kevin Nash delivers a kick to the head of Sting. Sting climbs to his feet. Sting delivers a low blow to Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash is back on his feet. Kevin Nash drives a forearm into the head of Sting. ]
Jim Ross - Forearm Smash!
[Kevin Nash takes Sting down with a knee. Sting lifts up Kevin Nash and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. applies the Scorpion Death Lock on Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Kevin Nash is fighting the hold. ... Sting tightens the hold. Kevin Nash escapes. ]
Micheal Buffer - Sting almost won the match!
[Sting leg drops Kevin Nash. Sting chants start. Sting knees Kevin Nash and rolls back to his feet. Sting fist drops Kevin Nash on the mat. Sting gets back to his feet. Kevin Nash executes a reverse DDT on Sting. Kevin Nash covers Sting. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Sting kicks out. ]
Prez BADBOY - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[Sting moves back to his feet. Kevin Nash puts Sting in the Mandible claw!! Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Sting is fighting the hold. ... Sting is fighting the hold. The Rock attacks Kevin Nash breaking the hold. Kevin Nash and Sting go to the floor ]
Jim Ross - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.
[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) nails a DDT on . Kevin Nash climbs to his feet. (...3) Sting runs and tackles Kevin Nash. Sting punches him in the head. (....4) Sting grabs Kevin Nash and applies an arm wrench. (.....5) Sting and Kevin Nash move back into the ring. Sting stomps Kevin Nash's head. Sting uses a closed fist on Kevin Nash. ]
Micheal Buffer - Sting executes a punch.
[Sting tackles Kevin Nash. Sting gets up. Sting measures Kevin Nash up and drops a closed fist. Sting moves back to his feet. The Rock trys for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Sting.The Rock drags Sting to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) The Rock takes Sting down with a knee. (...3) The Rock stomps Sting. (....4) The Rock applies an arm wrench to Sting. (.....5) They head back into the ring. The Rock rolls onto Sting connecting with a knee. The Rock fist drops Sting on the mat. ]
Prez BADBOY - The Rock executes a Fist drop.
[The Rock climbs to his feet. Sting moves back to his feet. Sting piledrives The Rock into the mat. Sting chants start. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - I wish every match could be like this!
[Kevin Nash picks Sting up and side slams him to the mat. Kevin Nash climbs to his feet. ]
Micheal Buffer - My God!! What a match!
[Kevin Nash knees Sting and rolls back to his feet. Now Sting standing. Kevin Nash piledrives Sting. Sting piledrives Kevin Nash. Sting rolls onto Kevin Nash connecting with a knee. Kevin Nash stands up. Sting puts Kevin Nash in a reverse chin lock. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Kevin Nash trys to escape. ... Kevin Nash is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Kevin Nash trys to escape. ... Kevin Nash is fighting the hold. ... ... ... Kevin Nash trys to escape. ... Kevin Nash is fighting the hold. ... Sting tightens the hold. Kevin Nash taps out. ]
Prez BADBOY - Sting has won the match!
Jerry The King Lawler - The winner of this match, Sting!!!
Commercial Break
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G-Money vs. The Gangster vs. The Rock (UWF Hardcore Title) gimmick (Cage Match)
Jerry The King Lawler - This match is a Cage Match for the UWF Hardcore Title title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 231 from New Orleans a member of 504 Boyz, G-Money!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[G-Money comes to the ring. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 123 from St Pauls, MINN a member of MOB, The Gangster!!!
[The Gangster walks to the ring. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - And third, weighing in at 6'5" from Miami, Florida, The Rock!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[The Rock walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. gets nailed with a superkick! gets nailed with a superkick! The Rock checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) The Gangster delivers a short-arm clothesline to The Rock. The Gangster knees The Rock and rolls back to his feet. The Rock is up again. The Rock trys for a Back Breaker but is not strong enough to lift The Gangster.The Rock climbs the cage. The Gangster shakes the cage knocking The Rock off. The Rock tackles and begins punching The Gangster. The Gangster tackles and begins punching The Rock. The Gangster measures The Rock up and drops a closed fist. The Gangster stomps The Rock's head. The Rock stands up. G-Money lifts up The Gangster and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. ]
Jim Ross - If G-Money keeps using moves like that Gut-Wrench Power Bomb he could win the match!
[G-Money starts to climb the cage. G-Money moves to the top of the cage. G-Money climbs down the outside fo the cage. G-Money is climbing back up to the top. The Gangster knocks G-Money off the top of the cage to the mat. G-Money grabs The Gangster and applies an arm wrench. G-Money stomps The Gangster's head. G-Money knees The Gangster and rolls back to his feet. The Gangster gets up. The Rock trys for a Standing Piledriver but is not strong enough to lift G-Money.The Rock starts to climb the cage. The Rock is pulled off the cage by G-Money The Rock delivers a kick to the head of G-Money. The Rock applies an arm wrench to G-Money. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - Follows up with a Arm wrench.
[The Rock rolls onto G-Money connecting with a knee. G-Money is back on his feet. G-Money picks The Rock up and side slams him to the mat. G-Money chants start. ]
Jim Ross - If G-Money keeps using moves like that Side slam he could win the match!
[The Rock is back on his feet. G-Money climbs the cage. G-Money moves to the top of the cage. G-Money climbs down the outside fo the cage. The Rock grabs G-Money through the cage and is pulling him back up. G-Money climbs down the outside fo the cage. The Rock grabs G-Money through the cage and is pulling him back up. The Rock knocks G-Money off the top of the cage to the mat. The Gangster trys for a Standing Piledriver but is not strong enough to lift G-Money.The Gangster climbs the cage. The Gangster moves to the top of the cage. The Gangster climbs down the outside fo the cage. The Gangster is climbing back up to the top. The Gangster is moving back to the ring. The Gangster is pulled off the cage by G-Money The Gangster shoulder tackles G-Money. G-Money moves back to his feet. nails a DDT on . The Gangster moves back to his feet. The Gangster stomps G-Money's head. The Gangster measures G-Money up and drops a closed fist. The Gangster moves back to his feet. G-Money is up again. G-Money reverse DDT's The Gangster's head into the mat. ]
Jim Ross - That Reverse DDT was very good.
[Now The Gangster standing. G-Money starts to climb the cage. G-Money moves to the top of the cage. The Gangster knocks G-Money off the top of the cage to the mat. G-Money takes The Gangster down with a knee. G-Money measures The Gangster up and drops a closed fist. Now G-Money standing. G-Money dives head first into The Gangster. G-Money climbs to his feet. G-Money applies an arm wrench to The Gangster. G-Money begins climbing the cage. G-Money moves to the top of the cage. G-Money moves to the outside of the cage. G-Money is out of the cage. ]
Prez BADBOY - G-Money has won the match!
Jerry The King Lawler - The winner of this match, and new UWF Hardcore Title champion, G-Money!!!
Commercial Break
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Shawn Micheals vs. HHH (Intercontinental Title) gimmick (Ladder Match) (7)
Jerry The King Lawler - This match is a Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Title title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 from San Antonio, TX a member of The Kliq he holds the Intercontinental Title title belt, Shawn Micheals!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[HBK's Music ]
Jerry The King Lawler - and his opponent, weighing in at 215 from Greenwich, CT a member of Degeneration-X, HHH!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Dx's music Shawn Micheals walks around the ring. HHH grabs Shawn Micheals's arm and strkes his elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Shawn Micheals executes a belly-to-belly suplex on HHH. HHH kicks Shawn Micheals off the ladder. Shawn Micheals picks up the Ladder and swings it at HHH. HHH is bleeding. Shawn Micheals fist drops HHH on the the ladder. Shawn Micheals punches HHH in the head. Shawn Micheals lifts HHH up and drops him on the the ladder. HHH moves back to his feet. Shawn Micheals moves to the first step of the ladder. Shawn Micheals goes one step closer to the belt. HHH kicks Shawn Micheals off the ladder. HHH flips Shawn Micheals to the the ladder. HHH chants start. HHH goes up the ladder. Shawn Micheals tips over the ladder knocking Shawn Micheals off. HHH measures Shawn Micheals up and drops a closed fist. Now HHH standing. nails a DDT on . Shawn Micheals gets back to his feet. HHH is back on his feet. Shawn Micheals tackles and begins punching HHH. Shawn Micheals grabs HHH and applies an arm wrench. HHH stands up. Shawn Micheals shoulder tackles HHH. Now HHH standing. Shawn Micheals trys for a Standing Piledriver but HHH avoids it. Shawn Micheals starts to climb the ladder. Shawn Micheals goes one step closer to the belt. HHH kicks Shawn Micheals off the ladder. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - Ha!
[HHH lifts Shawn Micheals up and drops him on his knee. HHH chants start. HHH moves to the first step of the ladder. Shawn Micheals tips over the ladder knocking Shawn Micheals off. HHH stomps Shawn Micheals's head. Shawn Micheals is up again. nails a DDT on . HHH rolls onto Shawn Micheals connecting with a knee. HHH grabs Shawn Micheals and applies an arm wrench. Shawn Micheals vertical suplexes HHH to the the ladder. HHH is back on his feet. Shawn Micheals moves to the first step of the ladder. Shawn Micheals goes one step closer to the belt. Shawn Micheals moves up another step. HHH sends Shawn Micheals all the way to the mat. ]
Prez BADBOY - Blood is all over the ring with the ladder.
[Shawn Micheals gut-wrenchs HHH. Shawn Micheals knees HHH and rolls back to his feet. Shawn Micheals chants start. Crotch chop from Shawn Micheals. Shawn Micheals leg drops HHH. Shawn Micheals goes up the ladder. Shawn Micheals continues climbing the ladder. Shawn Micheals climbs to the fourth step. Shawn Micheals moves all the way to the top of the ladder. Shawn Micheals grabs the belt!! ]
Micheal Buffer - We've got ourselves a winner!
Jerry The King Lawler - The winner of this match, and still Intercontinental Title champion, Shawn Micheals!!!
Commercial Break
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Ssenniug vs. Bret Hart (UWF WORLD TITLE) gimmick (Hell in the Cell) (4)
Jerry The King Lawler - This match is a Hell in the Cell for the UWF WORLD TITLE title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 203 from Alberta, Canada, Bret Hart!!! (crowd boos ***)
[Bret Hart comes to the ring. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - and his opponent, weighing in at 295 from The Gothic Underground a member of The Brood accompanied by Gangrel he holds the UWF WORLD TITLE title belt, Ssenniug!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Ssenniug walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. gets nailed with a superkick! Ssenniug strikes Bret Hart in the elbow. (the bell rings) Bret Hart slaps the face of Ssenniug. nails a DDT on . Bret Hart climbs to his feet. Ssenniug executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Bret Hart. ]
Micheal Buffer - If Ssenniug keeps using moves like that Gut-Wrench Power Bomb he could win the match!
[Bret Hart gets back to his feet. Bret Hart trys for a Side slam but is not strong enough to lift Ssenniug.Bret Hart short-arm clotheslines Ssenniug to the . Bret Hart rolls onto Ssenniug connecting with a knee. Bret Hart trys for a Standing Piledriver but is not strong enough to lift Ssenniug.Bret Hart grabs his hand and flips him to the . Bret Hart sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Jim Ross - Bret Hart executes a Omote Gyaku.
[Ssenniug is up again. Bret Hart tackles and begins punching Ssenniug. Now Ssenniug standing. Bret Hart takes a slap to the face from Ssenniug. Ssenniug is up again. Ssenniug delivers a low blow to Bret Hart. Ssenniug shoulder tackles Bret Hart. Ssenniug gets up. Bret Hart gets back to his feet. Ssenniug picks Bret Hart up and side slams him to the . ]
Micheal Buffer - If Ssenniug keeps using moves like that Side slam he could win the match!
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Jim Ross - Bret Hart could use some help about now.
[Ssenniug gives Bret Hart a crotch chop. Ssenniug applies an arm wrench to Bret Hart. Now Bret Hart standing. Bret Hart delivers a kick to the head of Ssenniug. Ssenniug stands up. Ssenniug kicks Bret Hart in the stomach. Ssenniug knees Bret Hart and rolls back to his feet. Ssenniug stomps Bret Hart's head. Ssenniug fist drops Bret Hart on the . ]
Micheal Buffer - Fist drop!
[Ssenniug stands up. Ssenniug knees Bret Hart and rolls back to his feet. Ssenniug grabs Bret Hart and applies an arm wrench. Ssenniug measures Bret Hart up and drops a closed fist. ]
Jim Ross - Ssenniug with a Fist drop.
[Ssenniug punches Bret Hart in the head. Bret Hart reverse DDT's Ssenniug's head into the . Bret Hart sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Micheal Buffer - That Reverse DDT was very good.
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Jerry The King Lawler - I wish every match could be like this!
[Bret Hart chokes Ssenniug with his boot. Bret Hart sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Prez BADBOY - Nice choke by Bret Hart.
Jerry The King Lawler - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Bret Hart stomps Ssenniug's head. ]
Jim Ross - Bret Hart executes a Stomp.
[Ssenniug kicks Bret Hart in the head. Bret Hart gets back to his feet. Bret Hart tackles Ssenniug. Bret Hart stands up. Ssenniug gets up. Bret Hart trys for a Body Slam but is not strong enough to lift Ssenniug.]
Jerry The King Lawler - Damn!
[Bret Hart trys for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but is not strong enough to lift Ssenniug.Bret Hart trys for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but Ssenniug avoids it. Bret Hart drives a forearm into Ssenniug. Bret Hart uses a closed fist on Ssenniug. ]
Jim Ross - Bret Hart with a punch.
[Ssenniug goes for a Spine Buster but Bret Hart dodges the attack. ]
Micheal Buffer - What an outstanding match!
[Bret Hart trys for a vertical Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Ssenniug.]
Jerry The King Lawler - The Ultimate Wrestling Federation is the only place to find matches like this!
[Bret Hart takes Ssenniug down with a knee. ]
Micheal Buffer - Bret Hart executes a knee.
[Ssenniug forearm smashes Bret Hart. ]
Prez BADBOY - Forearm Smash!
[Ssenniug tackles Bret Hart and pummels his head. Ssenniug stomps Bret Hart. ]
Jim Ross - Ssenniug executes a Stomp.
[Bret Hart stands up. Bret Hart trys for a Spine Buster but is not strong enough to lift Ssenniug.]
Jerry The King Lawler - Ssenniug is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[Bret Hart kicks Ssenniug in the back of the leg. ]
Micheal Buffer - kick!
[Ssenniug gets back to his feet. Ssenniug takes Bret Hart down with a knee. ]
Prez BADBOY - knee!
[Ssenniug grabs Bret Hart and applies an arm wrench. Ssenniug fist drops Bret Hart on the . Ssenniug kicks Bret Hart on the . ]
Jerry The King Lawler - Stomp by Ssenniug.
[Bret Hart climbs to his feet. Ssenniug delivers a kick to the head of Bret Hart. Ssenniug knees Bret Hart and rolls back to his feet. Bret Hart climbs to his feet. Ssenniug body slams Bret Hart. Now Bret Hart standing. Bret Hart takes a slap to the face from Ssenniug. Ssenniug punches Bret Hart in the head. ]
Jerry The King Lawler - punch!
[Ssenniug kicks Bret Hart in the back of the leg. ]
Micheal Buffer - Bret Hart takes a kick.
[Ssenniug fist drops Bret Hart on the . ]
Prez BADBOY - Fist drop!
[Ssenniug gets back to his feet. Now Bret Hart standing. Bret Hart trys for a vertical Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Ssenniug.Ssenniug lifts Bret Hart and delivers a back breaker. ]
Jim Ross - Bret Hart takes a Back Breaker.
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Jerry The King Lawler - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Ssenniug grabs his hand and flips him to the . ]
Micheal Buffer - Ssenniug is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Ssenniug grabs Bret Hart and applies an arm wrench. Ssenniug knees Bret Hart and rolls back to his feet. Ssenniug executes a neck-breaker on Bret Hart. Ssenniug falls head first into Bret Hart. Ssenniug chants start. Ssenniug gets back to his feet. nails with the downward spiral! Ssenniug covers Bret Hart hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jim Ross - Ssenniug has won the match!
Jerry The King Lawler - The winner of this match, and still UWF WORLD TITLE champion, Ssenniug!!!
CLOSING SCENE
Prez Badboy- I hope you enjoyed tonites card. It was full of action. I'll see ya on monday with Monday Night Madness. Don't forget to roleplay for that. Congratulations
to all the winners and better luck next time to all the losers. This is your Prez speaking signing off.