1.) Absolutely NO porn! Not even links on your site to porn will be accepted!
2.) No bashing of other people on your site. Sure, you may hate Hanson, but that doesn't mean that you have to bash them on your web-site.
3.) Try to be original. It's not exciting to see 10,000 pages that all look remotely alike.
4.) I would greatly appreciate it if you would add my link to your page. It is not necessarily mandatory, but would be highly appreciated.
5.) Ummmm, I don't have one right now.