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No purchase necessary. All rights reserved. Void where prohibited. Use with caution. May cause skin irritation. Warning: Poison. Do not allow use by small children. Exposure to temperatures above 120F may cause bursting. Avoid long periods of exposure. Harmful if swallowed. May be stolen property if cover is missing. Biohazard. Store in a cool place. Results may vary. Do not try this at home. Some restrictions may apply. Dishwasher safe. Not for human consumption. For external use only. Side effects include headache, bloating, nausea, decreased appetite, and insomnia. Accept no imitations. For private use only. Warning: Live animal. This side up. Please wear proper safety devices. Not available in all areas. No shirt, no shoes, no monkey. Subject to approval.