You're free to go now. If you can find your way out.
The small green rabbit went on a walk one day. He thought, "If I find a small trout, I shall fling it away from me in disgust, since that is the proper thing to do.
So the small green rabbit struck out on its own against terrible mushrooms, horrible little butterflies, and the occasional larch tree. Still it did not see a blue hedge. It cried out, "Why have I not yet been picked to be a contestant on "Jeopardy"? I sent in an application more
than a week ago and still have not heard from the funny man in the bucket!!"
The rabbit wandered on and on in search of the great golden armadillo he was hunting. Days turned into weeks, and finally he saw a sign that said, "Whoever wants to get back to yodabob's main page should not click here!
But the rabbit, being very deficient in brain capacity, decided to click where he shouldn't have and ended up in a place of such insanity as he had never seen before. As a result of his imprisonment there, he became a lumberjack and decided to open a hair salon.
THE END