*Key*
Bob = Me AB = Amanda B. LC = Leslie C. NN = Nikki N. SO = Shawn O.
AO = Alicia O. JR = Jeff R. RS = Rose S. CS = Cassie S.
Hmm.....
Pickle con queso!--LC
The imaginary number i. First of all how can it be imaginary if I can see it & how can it be a number if it is a letter? Hmmm...-AO
Why is it called a butterfly? Butter can't fly!--AO
Why is it they call it taking a dump when you're not really taking it you're leaving it besides where are you going to take it?--JR
Does Monty Python really know the meaning of life? I mean, it's hard to imagine they would know. Maybe they do know and they're just putting us on...--Bob
Are the people on Jerry Springer being put on the show against their will or does Steve (the bald guy) pay them and not tell Jerry?--NN
Why is it that nowhere in the aptly titled movie that the meaning of life is not divulged? P.S. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?--LC
What is up with that "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Monkeys" billboard in Monroe, anyway?--Bob
Once I thought I was a toaster but I found out I was just bored then I had some bread it had marmalade on it. It tasted bad. I love toast. It has a lot of toast goodness. Powder toast man is my hero.--SO
Rules for the free trip to China. (contributed by AO)
First you must win the free trip by paying me a small fee of $200(Make checks payable to Alicia). Then you will be given a shovel which you may or may not use to dig your way. You can only begin when there is a judge present who may not be sitting or standing within a 50 mile radius from you rdigging point. If at any time these rules are not folowed the shovel will be taken away but only after you have finished which you may be. If you are then you can't but if you won't then you should find your own shovel which can't be purchased or sold at any time. Once you have made it you will never be able to return unless you bark like a dog without using any noises. Have a safe and enjoyable trip.
I Want To Know...
Why do we park in driveways & drive on parkways?--AO
If Darth Vader is Luke's father how come they look nothing alike?--NN
Why when we ship soething by car it is called a shipment and when we ship something by boat it is called cargo?--AO
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?--NN
What would you do for a Klondike bar?--AO
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?--AO
What is the problem with the tootsie pop? Why won't someone with no teeth just count the licks?--NN
Why cheese grows on trees?--RS
"And your mama was a snowblower..."--CS
"Your father smelt of elderberries!"--Bob
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