Onamae wa Kanedesu. Nihongo dekimasu. Keo digaku no Kanedesu, tomoshimasu. Domo, Domo, Domo. Mama naku ichi ganzen ni denshyaga, maerimasu. Nihon ni kaimasendeshita. America, America ga di, di skidesu. Translation: My name is Kane. (In Japan, you go by your last name.) I can speak Japanese. I, Kane, am a student at Keo university, pleased to meet you. Thanks, Thanks, Thanks. (this is a phrase heard at train stations, which something to the extent of:) Watch out for track one, train coming. I didn't buy into Japan. I really, really like America.