Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go
Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go

We all need to get a little higher
Every day so we can get by her
I know it feels just like a stab in the back (in the back, in the back)
When I go one whole day with no Big Mac

Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go
Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go

So my dad thinks that I'm a no-good jerk
He says that I've never done an honest day of work
We sit and we fester in McDonald's all day long
But this is Vertical Horizon's version of McDonald's song

Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go
Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go

My mom thinks that I'm a no good son
She said it's sad that Ray Kroc is gone (Ray who?  Ray, the guy who 
	invented McDonald's!)
My mom thinks that I'm a no good boy
She doesn't understand that we can't all fit in the pool

Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go
Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go

I went into a McDonalds the other day, and I
went up to the counter.  And I said "I'd like a Big Mac, a large Coke, and a large Sundae with no
nuts."  She said, "Well, we don't have no sundays with
no nuts" and I said "Fine.  I want my Big Mac, my
large Coke, and my large fries."  She said, "That's
fine, that'll be $4.87."  I said, "$4.87?  I only have
like three bucks and I got that from like the couch
under the RV.  Or in the RV, at least."  She said,
"Well, you can't have your Big Mac," and I said,
"Fine.  You know, just throw the Big Mac away.  Give
me my fries and my Coke and let's call it even."  So
she gives me my meal and I take it back to my orange
revolving chair and I prepare to eat.  But I open up
my Big Mac and it's... and it's not a Big Mac.  It's a
Whopper.  So dazed and confused, I crawl off into
McDonaldland.  And I'm in McDonaldland and I look for
the highest point around and I stumble onto Mayor
McCheese.  And I climb to the top of Mayor McCheese
and I say to myself, "If I can't get a Big Mac in
America, is it really worth living?"  I mean, I ask
you, is it worth living? (No!)  Is it worth
living?!?!?  (NO!)  I didn't think so.  So I said,
"No!"  And I jumped.  And I died!

Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go
Take me to the nearest McDonald's
Cause I wanna go