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~ Play "Go Fish" with a three year old and win!

~ Answer a highly technical question in your best Donald Duck voice.

~ Avoid rush hour stress. Drive slowly, honk and wave to pedestrians.

~ For a quiet evening, play a blank cassette at full volume.

~ Wrap yourself in bubble wrap.

~ Write yourself a letter congratulating yourself for being so wonderful.

~ Pretend you're someone else.

~ Gazing at water is soothing. Fill the sink and pull up a chair.

~ Glue your old shoes to the ceiling.

~ Take an eight hour lunch break.

~ Complain loudly and incessantly. You'll get further behind, but you'll feel better.

~ Urge those who are annoying you to go sit on a rutabaga.

~ Laugh at inappropriate times.

~ Shake hands enthusiastically with yourself.

~ Ring someone's doorbell and run away.

~ Call out a "Group Hug" and enforce it.

~ Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to people.

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