Everclear Plays
Other plays:
MCOS: Missing Chunk Of Sanity. (My personal favorite.)
MuttonChop Theif
Ghetto Superstar
Everclear's Big Day Of Fun
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Title: "Everclear Goes to the Taj Mahal"
Characters:
Art (duh)
Craig
Greg
Dave Grohl
Nate Mendel and Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters)
Rivers Cuomo (Lead singer of Weezer)
Yellow M&M
Written By: Anonymous
SCENE 1: THE PLAN. . .
SETTING: LAUNDRYMAT.....
Art: (picks up paper) Oh man... look at this....
Craig: (taking paper from art) Are you serious? there is really a hot-dog expo this weekend?
Art: NO! NOT THAT! i ment the other article...
Craig: uh oh, looks like those talking M&M's have been taken hostage in the Taj Mahal for $1,000,000!
Greg: (wide-eyed) please tell me you arent talking about the yellow one..
Craig: yes greg...... the yellow one
Greg: NOOOOO! he was my bestfriend/babysitter
Art: babysitter?
Greg: (looks at the floor) ::::cough cough:::: dont really wanna tak about it...
Craig: well... it'll be a half hour till this load of laundry is done, in the mean time we could..... well uhhh save 'em?
Greg: REALLY? REALLY? YOU MEAN IT?
Art: yeah we should i mean after all that time of them being my loyal shoe polishers...
Craig: Shoe polisher?
Art: (looking at the floor) ::::cough cough:::: Dont really wanna talk about it. . .
LIGHTS DIM OUT...............
SCENE 2: ROAD TRIP!
Setting: Art's car..
Art: umm so do you know how to get there?
Craig: (holding map upside down) eh i think if we umm drive left for a long time...
Greg: (grabs map) gimmie that! ok do this... (tells where to go haha sorry didnt feel like typing)
Craig: (driving) yay so we are finally on our way to saving my carpet cleaner!
Greg: Carpet cleaner?
Craig: (looking at the floor) :::cough cough:::: dont really wanna talk about it...
CRASH!!!! (Art's car slams in to the weiner mobile)
Dave Grohl: AHHHHH MY CAR!
Art: AHHH HIS CAR! err wait, i mean AHHHHH MY CAR!!!
Dave Grohl: ERRR WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Art: well im really sorry but we were on the way to the Taj Mahal..
Dave: to save the M&M's?
Art: WAIT HOW'D YOU KNOW?
Dave:(realises the big mistake he made of mentioning the M&Ms) errrrrrr gotta go!
(Dave jumps into half smashed weiner moblile and drives away)
Dave: MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA }:)
Greg: uhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SCENE 3: And the Plot Thickens. . .
Setting: outside the Taj Mahal
Craig: i should have known Ghol-i-o was behind this!
Greg: well we arent giving up i mean even if it is Grohl that we are up against!
::::Taylor and Nate (other 2 foos) run behind a bush infront of the Taj::::
Art: is that who i think it is?
::::all 3 jump up and do that charlies angels pose before jumping on taylor and nate:::
Craig: WHERE IS HE?
Nate: Who?
Taylor: Were you guys looking for the hot-dog expo its that way...
Craig: Thanks man! :::runs in the direction of the hot dog expo...:::
Art: CRAIG DONT LET THEM FOOL YOU!!! DONT LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT WE CAME HERE TO DO!
Greg: :::yelling into the doors of theTaj Mahal:::: DONT WORRY YELLOW GUY WE ARE COMMING TO SAVE YOU!
Art: :::talking to taylor and nate::: so where is dave and that yellow guy?
Nate: well the title of this play is called "Everclear at the Taj Mahal" so i bet you'd be able to make a good guess...
Craig: (Scrachig his head) Ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh!
SCENE 4: The Final Encounter
Setting: inside the Taj Mahal
Grohl: Dont worry little guy im not gonna eat you until i come back from my evil poisioned hot-dog expo!
Yellow M&M: Could you bring me back one?
Grohl: Sure...... WAIT YOUR MY PRISIONER SO NO!!!
Yellow M&M: wow i hope my shoe polish employer, carpet cleaning client and that kid i used to babysit would save me. . .
:::::::DOORS OPEN::::::
Art, Craig and Greg: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN BONANZA!!!!!!
Grohl: Huh?
Craig: (looking at art) i told you it wouldent make any sense....
Art: (hangs head in shame) oh well..
Yellow M&M: THANK HEAVENS! YOU ARE HERE!
Grohl: Could i interest you boys in some Poisioned err i mean Pretty Hot-Dogs?
Art: well i mean if they are pretty and everyhting....
::::Greg eats one::::::
Greg: hmmm kinda spicey.....
:::Greg drops dead::::::
Craig: GREG!!!!!! NO!!!!!
Art: ok grohl you just killed my drummer and its gonna talke atleast 3... ok maybe 4 days to repleace him....... therefore YOU PAY!
Grohl: heh yeah right poopie head...
Art: excuse me?
Craig: did he call you poopie head?
Art: i think so. .
Grohl: yeah you guys are snotty diaper eaters!
Yellow M&M: Diaper eaters?
::Greg starts coughing::::
Art: HE IS ALIVE!!!!
Greg: man, the diaper eater thing was lame...
Grohl: Enough talk...... i challenge you to a game of...
Art: game of.....?
Craig: Guess Who? man that game brings back memories...
Grohl: NO NOT GUESS WHO! THIS IS FAR MORE EVIL.... TWISTER!
Greg: NO NOT THE EVIL TWISTER!!!!
Grohl: Yes Twister....
Scene 5: The Showdown
Setting: The Taj Majal
Art: HAHAHHA GROHL! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.......TWISTER?
Grohl: (looking down at the floor embarrased and kinda sad) Well i really wanted to play, i mean ::snif snif::: no one ever comes to see me up here in the taj mahal, and when they do ::Bursting into tears::: THEY NEVER WANNA PLAY TWISTER WITH ME! :::whailing and crying:::
Art: (annoyed) Can we just get this over with? that load of laundry from scene 1 has to be done by now. .
Craig: yes, Mr.Grohl if it wouldent amount to much trouble it would be much appreciated if we could end this soon, it would be of great convienience to me and my fellow musicians if we could just wrap this up at a quicker pace then what we have become accustomed to. .
:::::everyone stares at craig blankly::::
Greg: well it was about time! shheeesh you've been acting dorky throughout the whole play dude
Art: Can we just finish this? :::punches dave::::
Dave: OW! now that was uncalled for.. ::punches art:::
:::::::big rumble breaks out:::::::
::::: Rivers enters::::::
Rivers: uhhh am i intruding on somthing?
Yellow M&M: Hey!!! maybe you can help me!
Rivers: umm ok yeah sure. . . :::::grabs key off the floor and unlocks the cage that witheld the M&M::::::
Yellow M&M: Rivers, im hungry, you?
Rivers: yeah there is a hot-dog expo this weekend, ya know?
Yellow M&M: Yeah its down the street, New Jersey is known for their hot-dog expos... lets go...
:::::::Rivers and M&M frolic out of the Taj togeather::::::
::::Greg goes over and breaks up the Dave VS. Art fight::::
Greg: ummm so i guess Rivers took care of that..
Grohl: Still up for Twister?
Art: (Looking at watch) aww {Edit} why not! i mean we've all earned it. . .
Craig: with my obsevations i would conclude that todays events have shown the dedications we all put forth for a good cause. . .
Greg: Quit talking like that Mr. Smarty Pants you are scaring me. . .
Grohl: (in his best tiny tim voice) God bless us......everyone
