THINGS TO DO AT THE DENTIST

• Eat a bunch of popcorn right before you go in. Don't pick the little "skins" out.
• Eat a hot dog & Fritos with a nice hearty piece of garlic bread with Xtra garlic.
• Cram a small piece of tin foil in one of your molars and continually complain of the crappy job he did on your last filling.
• Each time he leaves the room stick a fresh piece of gum in your mouth.
• When the X-rays are being taken, grab your face and scream "It Burns..!..It Burns..!
• Keep insisting that you can smell alcohol on the Dentists' breath and refuse to let him carry on until he walks a straight line.
• Every time your asked to spit, make a "P-ting" sound
• When the time comes to get some anesthetic tell the Dentist "That's okay, I don't need it. I shot some smack up in the waiting room before I came in here".
• Take all your clothes off and lay naked in the chair. Tell the Dentist you just wanna catch some rays from his lights.
• Take your dog in with you and remind the Dentist repeatedly "Watch it man..or your leg gets it".