THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MOVIES IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM YET!
WARNING: There are HUGE spoilers in this section and nothing more than spoilers and if you read them you may get really pissed so don't say I didn't warn you.
THE CRYING GAME:The main lady character AINT' no lady.
EXCESSIVE FORCE: Steven Segal dies not even half way through the movie.
MY GIRL: McCauley Culkins character gets attacked by bees and dies.
IT: "It" is just a giant spider.
SLEEPAWAY CAMP: The main girl camper (killer) AIN'T no girl.
ROCKY: Rocky loses the fight.
STAR TREK 7: Captain Kirk is killed by falling off a bridge.
SEVEN: Kevin Spacey kills Brad Pitts' wife and Brad kills Kevin Spacey.
LEGENDS OF THE FALL: Brad Pitts wife gets shot and killed.
RETURN OF THE JEDI: Darth Vadar turns out to be Luke Skywalkers' Dad.
CARNIVAL OF SOULS:The main chic is basically dead thru the whole movie and she doesn't know it. She died by her car diving into the water and her drowing.
PSYCHO: Norman Bates IS his Mother & he keeps her dead body in his house.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: The black guy survives until the end and then some redneck shoots him dead thinking he's a zombie.
URBAN LEGEND: The killer is beautiful big-eyed chic (Gayheart).
THE SIXTH SENSE: Bruce Willis' character was dead through nearly the whole movie and he didn't know it.
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT: One of the kids get's put in the corner by the "blair witch" while another one dies in the last 2 seconds of the film.
PLANET OF THE APES: Charleton Heston realizes that he was on Earth the whole time when he sees the remains of the Statue of Liberty sticking out of the sandy beach at the end.
SCREAM 3: The killer (only one this time) turns out to be Neve Campbells' brother that she never knew she had. Another tale of jealous siblings.
CUBE: The retarded autistic kid is the only one that makes it out alive.
OXYGEN: The kidnapper had planned all along to get caught so he could escape and carry through with his plan.
THE BONE COLLECTOR: The killer was Denzel Washington's machine repair guy or whatever he's called.
MIRACLE MILE: The phone call was legit and the main characters die at the end of the film.
THE GREEN MILE: John Coffey was innocent all along, Wild Bill killed the girls (who was eventually shot dead by Percy, but John got executed at the end anyways & Mr. Jingles lives on.
If you've gotten this far then your either really ticked off at me (I would be) or your laughing and relieved because you've already seen all of these movies.
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