"Here's the 64,000 dollar question... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"
Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Rottweiler: "Make me."
Shi-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants..."
Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Malamute: "Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Doberman Pinscher: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark..."
Mastiff: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Irish Wolfhound: "Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..."
Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..."
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Australian Shepherd: "First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..."
Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"
Westie: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is: how long will it be before I can expect my light?"
Collie: "Yes, and while you're at it, please add another socket and bulb so I can be properly admired."
