GENERAL FAILURE
POSITION:Strategic Director, UNShield
DESCRIPTION: Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?.
PREFERRED WEAPON: Boredom
ZODIAC: Gemini
QUOTE: "Unfortunately, we failed to think aboot the consequences of the saturation bombing, but it'll be alright, eh?"
INSPIRATION: A bad computer joke (RL)
FIRST APPEARANCE: PCAT #2