Jaded alarm clocks
Wandr'ing through hill and dale
Picking stranger's locks
2)Empty apple pie pan
Easter Sunday tune
Pretty happy as a clam
Lying on the rune
3)Taxi on my Christmas tree
Shoveling up the snow
Listening for the bird and bee
Watching crabgrass grow
4)Tricky faucets spring a leak
Rambling on the road
Supernova of the week
Ringing up a toad
5)Sinking feeling in my gut
Don't know where I'm going
'Round and 'round, stuck in a rut
Endless, nonstop rowing
6)Floating on a mushroom cloud
News that's on the street
Purple-painted pizza crowd
Marching to a beat
7)Search for gold in Boston Square
Denim wishing well
Double-wrapped and tied with care
I've got a bridge to sell
8)Folding paper small as flies
Drinking marathon
See the world within my eyes
Mercury bygone
9)Age of innocence undone
Hold onto a penny
Sand and sea unite as one
Being for the many
10)Ivy holly rock 'n roll
Computer paraphenelia
Gunman on the grassy knoll
Amelia Bedelia
11)Tamerlane charge up the hill
Grandad would be proud
Crucifying poor ol' bill
Music turned up loud
12)Postcard going on its way
Marked "return to sender"
Clearer in the light of day
Opposite of gender