Salamanders creep on toes
Canvas bags hold holes
Cotton eats at acid
Zippers swish through the air
Pomegranets laugh wildly
Drive you insane with endless chatter
Whirling plates of candy snarl
Beeping with mania
Depressing, distracting Prozac
Let me tie you down
Yellow cacti beam down
Burning up the moon
Endless quest for sanity
Fork in the road proves in vain
Spons tinkle, love a merry chase
Red beatles fill the sky
Worms do a Charleston
Your ears sing the rest
Hey-la, lay-ah-lah
Oh what a joyful noise!
Music to my tonsils
Quiet laughter echoes through the air
Caroling over hill and dale
Down the mead and past the brook
Trips and falls on angel wings
Dissolves into dust
Run your fingers through this dust
Doesn't it feel good?
Rose petals throw up their hands
Surrender to urgent bees
Growing black dots distract
Armies of pigs surge through the streets
Leaking out government secrets
Wild-eyed, frantic, you join the chase
Chairs dance a merry jig
Fly across the room
Threatening, menacing they stand
Turn against you in their rage
Panic and flea the cat
The purring grows louder, closer
Shapes take form and dissapear
Slink into the night
Oranges roll ad infinitum
Over the river and through the hills
Past the butcher's shop, past screams
London bridge is repaired
Hosts many a fair lady
The desert stretches on for miles
Vast loneliness makes you scream
Torn money flutters by
Shriek in glee at the waste
Twirling teacups and grackles abound
Sifted out through a maize of thyme
Pink chandeliers sway and tilt
Snow leopards pounce on ice
Cerulean blue passes me by
Mixed-up arias sing off-key
Canvas clocks tear
Dead goats on parade
Muffins litter your driveway
Ice cubes milk the cow
Oceans burn, ovens melt
Cotton-blend crucifixes
Tinkerbell presides with dignity
The October moon floats high in the sky
Holly berries and nymphs cast a spell
Kindling berries burst into flame
Anchoring your self-esteem
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Fighting for the eggs
Whiskey bottles and wormholes
Ivy sets you free
Lava bleeds upon the ground
Waiting at the train station
Crates of pumpkings leave for Boston
Wave good-bye and cry
Sunny days see the world
As a never-ending glow
Shifting in the night
Apple blossoms close your eyes
Sigh a silver sigh
Bitter and grey, hard of heart
You hear the call of the wild
Apple pie moves in the sky
Falls and splats across the grass
Echoes sound in the wind
Islands mutter foolishly
Daisey doors slam
Confetti rips your heart in two
Butterflies put on shrouds
Waiting for disease
Coffee daydreams skip a beat
Morning swan song wails
Down on bended knee
Waves crash in the street
Pencils draw the chariot
Anvils hit a home run
Bats invade the sea
Overcrowd the fish
Trying to make a decent living
Seagulls sing a lullaby
Lulla, lulla, lullaby
Catcalls use the litterbox
Spruce trees erupt in anger
The hum of spiders wakes me up
Lady Madonna wins the lottery
Her troubles are over
I am at home
(home sweet home)
Lily bells and spaniel shells
Pretty maids all in a rowboat
Party favors and trampolines
Mincing around, avoiding truths
Sparkle and substance
A battle of wits
Clocks run down mice in cars
Eating sawdust and silver
Copper cups and stools
All in green and gold
Stops you in my tracks
Jack the Ripper
Now there's a dandylion
Shooting towards the North Star
Aiming for the heart
Guilty grass slinks by
Robbing me my will to live
Send a letter to the queen
Addressed to Mary Tambourine
Right good, what old chap?
Sad silent shrieks
Typed in dinosaur ink
Baseballs in the sand
New Jersey accents, subway cars
Taxis on your Christmas tree
Dancing in the moonlight
Herbert Hoover vacuum cleaner
Sure gets the job done
Fireworks by the dozens
Modern art of needlepoint
Coaxing peonies out from thread
Writhing in agaony from Jerry
Sensing a change in the atmosphere
Warming trend, tune your engine
The party's just begun
Thinkin' and Drinkin' and Sod
Set out in a helium balloon
And were eaten by sharks
No room at the Holiday Inn
Owl got pussycat drunk and pregnant
Bremen town barbershop quartet
Oh, the Checkmates
Lollipopping on the floor
Tinseltown radiation
Mayor running for his life
Looking through a goldfish bowl
Cute l'il weasel-muffin
Fly in a tuna-fish can
Dirty everyday angels
Fighting for the crown
Plumbing cake for dessert
Wash it down with cherries
Ring around the tulips
A pocket full o' seeds
Scatter to the four winds of heaven
Take a trip to Philedelphia
See the gravestone of a grave man
Purple monkey dishwasher
Blowing up the Eiffel Tower
See the world in a catamaran
Weaving rice fields and yo-yos
Round the world out of control
Jack got pumpkin on his face
He and Jill got it made
Legends of the fallen tree
Chopped to make room for suburbs
Singing in the ransom
Candlesticks burn for miles
Living on a rocking chair
Eating bread and champagne
Toasting to the gods
Clay pots balance on my head
Spinning daisies for eyes
Fall around like horsechestnuts
Beneath the weight of waterlilies
Envested riddles and enigmas
Leaning laptops and leering smiles
Greasy fingers with barbecue
Ropes of cotton wind about my throat
Windy voice, sleepy smile
And killing with the frost
Daylight breaks my neck
I can go twice as high
Arcs across the field
Combonation locks of lime
Bicycle built for a nation
Wheels spinning senselessly
Do it for a lark
After all, you owe him
Past, present, future
It's just one, after all
Coca-Cola Mata Hari
Pretty Amish words
I need to buy a clue
Jade and sapphire rolled in me
Carbonate antacid
Virginia Clem times three
Headcase history time after time
Lipstick to the truth
Selensay et felinda
Tamerlane charge up the hill
Lovely as a toothpick
Collaborated art form
Look at that grease fly!
Bless you my son
Good-night!
Simple wishes filter fishes
Decapitated coffee
Sesame seeds leave a trail
Singing dancing entertainment machine
Floating by on a pigeon's wings
Smell of ivory grass
Twickenam teapots glory
Ice cream melts me thoughts
Melts into a puddle of doubt
Sushi glitters from above
Paper rustles in the wind
Undersea ruffles morning glories
Dawn tiptoes on silver wings
Mice and moons dissolve into one
Sink into a wave of stars
Bullfrogs chirp and take a stand
Seashells crawl onto the grimy shore
Elastic diamonds shatter
Broken by buttercup will
Crimson down floats to hell
Ascends and rises to the depths
Sepia tones of lilac scream
Content in my own misery
Electric love turns into sand
The weight of my love sprays me
Turn down the shadows
The glow burns brightly
Mirror'd hallways chew silently
Juniper bells and smoke
Make a pattern in the frost
Shadows crumble into shale
Empty fortune cookies hollow me
Crumble my insides into a thin shell