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6.30.01

I was NOT lying!

There IS a new site. But for now it's a secret. I'll let you know 'bout it when it's done.

KinGMaTT

6.22.01

A few quick questions:
Number 1. Why the hell can't I log into the rant page?
Number 2. Betty's goin to Stevenson next year?
Number 3. Where the hell did the rest of the rant's go?
Number 4. Why am I here? It's 1:45 in the damn morning...

KinGMaTT

6.14.01

Another empty promise

I'll update soon :)
Now that I have more time because school's out and stuff I plan on redoing the layout again. Or something.

KinGMaTT

5.19.01

Here we go again
*walks in. Looks around. Sits down at computer ready to finally update* Ahhhh.....
Screw it.
*walks out*

KinGMaTT

5.07.01

m|m('.')m|m

4.28.01

Must kill Blizzard...
I've been playing Diablo like a mad man latley, the result is a level 30 (*WhooT!*) paladin named SSJHolyMaTT. I was taking him down to kill Diablo this morning and I cleared out the entire room of Diablo's minions. I then proceeded to open all but one of the gates and kill all the mosters that came from there. When I had ONE gate left to go and then I got to fight Diablo, guess what happens? Battle.Net decides to shut down! GaaaH! Now I have to do the entire thing over again! Oh well...I suppose I'll get tons of exp and cool items from it...

KinGMaTT


4.19.01

Watch your ears!
This is mostly to the Scotts. And everyone else who plays Diablo II:
SSJHolyMaTT. Imma paladin if you haven't noticed. I finally burnt (yes burnt, beyotch) a working copy of the play disk, so I'm good to go. I'm already a mind-boggling level 4. I think my account name is mbartell. It's in west. What's the SSJ for? I may be on later tonight, depending.

KinGMaTT

4.18.01

If my little sister could answer them
Here are your questions. You're obviously sitting infront of a computer with the internet so these should be easy. Here goes:
Greek Alphabet. Let's hear it.
When then Mongol hordes invaded China, who led them?
Pi. Definition and first 100 digits.
First person to answer the above correctly wins a cookie.
Now, if you're wondering what the questions are, here's the story. As most of you know, I can drive, and the other day my sister, Stacy wanted to go to a friends house. She asked me, and I didn't really feel like driving her, so I figured I turned around and said "I will drive you if you answer me these questions three." And gave the greek alphabet one. She eventually DID get all three of them, so you'd better be able to do it, get crackin.

KinGMaTT
3.15.01

I wouldn't leave you for a MONTH
But almost. I've been sorta busy latley. Had a drama show last night/all day at school, it was fun. Mcdonalds afterwards while wearing makeup was fun, too.
Hockey's over. In fact, I should be at a pickup hockey game right now, but I sorta slept in. Oops.
We're undefeated in soccer and tearing everyone up.
I'm actually looking for cars.
Well, there's how my life's goin. It's fun.
That game is great.

KinGMaTT
3.15.01

I hate it when this happens...

I had an update, then Angelfire screwed up so I lost it. Damn. Oh well, the jist of it was I got my clothes from Jinxhackwear.com So You all may rejoice.
Oh yeah-You want to see this!! Click click click! No, it's not me It's Scott Wills. Quite an amusing picture, I might add. Laugh at him when you see him next :)
That is all.

KinGMaTT

3.11.01

My clothes are on their way to Toledo

Think I'm kidding? Well I'm not. I ordered these two cool shirts from JinX H4X0R W34R.com (seen here and here) and due to the wonders of ups.com and they let you track where your clotes are/have been. Pretty intresting stuff. Because you care, here are the detales:
Date              Time           Location        Activity 
Mar 10, 2001   1:54 A.M.   TOLEDO HUB, OH, US    IN TRANSIT TO 
               1:53 A.M.   ANAHEIM, CA, US       DEPARTURE SCAN 
Mar 9, 2001    9:50 P.M.   ANAHEIM, CA, US       ARRIVAL SCAN 
               8:40 P.M.   SAN DIEGO, CA, US     DEPARTURE SCAN 
               6:58 P.M.   SAN DIEGO, CA, US     ORIGIN SCAN 
               5:53 P.M.   US                    PICKUP MANIFEST RECEIVED 
 

Well now. Isn't that wonderful. I should be getting the goods on the 15th, and since it's the 11th now, and because I have higher thinking skills I am able to deduct that I should get my clothes on a Thursday. Which means I get to look spiffy come Friday. A winner is me! *WhooT!*
Moving along, I'm trying to make an icon for the web site. It's sorta tricky, but when I get some time it'll be done.
And my funny link of the day goes to This web site first of all, they're dedicated to a Canadian hockey team. Second of all, it's the Maple Leafs. These are two big sins. But the third you will notice if you scroll to the bottom of the web page:
"Welcome to the Leafs Fan Site. Please use Netscape, Pictures section may not work on Netscape."
*blink* Well...it's gotta be because he's Canadian. It has to be. Why on earth would you tell people to use a specific browser and then design something that MAY NOT work with said browser!?! This is why Canada isn't a real country. They're just Americans in denial. It's the truth.

KinGMaTT

3.4.01

Hey...it's late...

Yup, it is. And without further delay: Matt's funny links of the day! This just amuses the hell out of me. Observe:
"..CKSUCKER!" The Boss blurts, then leaves the Control Room. I fast forward to a few more of The Boss's greatest hits, finally reaching the decider "CU..>CLICK!>" "I think we've seen enough" the HR type says. "It went on all day!" The PFY sniffles, realising the plan "He'd come in, call me some name, then leave. I didn't want to say anything in case it affected my jo.." "IT'S TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!" The Boss shouts. "IT'S WORDS WE'RE BANNING IN OUR MAIL CONTENT FILTER!!!" "We don't have a mail content filter!" I respond. "THEN WHY ARE YOU TYPING?!" "Evidence. I kept all the names you called him on file."

I found thislittle pic in the /. boards. It's a distant spiral galaxy. Looks like someone had stitches on their arm and set it to the background of some stars to me :)
Why is it that people always ask ME questions about music? I know I answere MOST of them, but it always sorta catches me off guard.
Ice cream rules. Cookie dough is the best. But Cookies and Cream is good, too.
Ever been to the Dilbert web site? Some funny stuff there:
Funny things to do to coworkers!
  • One co-worker with an alpha-numeric pager was making a presentation, so I paged him with a message that his fly was open. No idea if it was or not.
  • NOT FALSE: This is Mr Payne. I am an auditor for the Internal Revenue Service. We'd like to meet with you on Tuesday morning at 10am to discuss a few things. I strongly urge you to hire a good attorney for yourself
  • 'Hello, this is Regis Philbin from the 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' show. I'm here with your friend John. He's stuck on a question and needs your help. John, you have 30 seconds starting right now.'
  • 'It was hard to understand her through her sobbing, but your wife said something about 'had enough', 'Bahamas', and some guy named 'Dave'. Any ideas what that could mean?
  • 'They know what web sites you've been visiting on company time! Watch yourself!' The activity after that message is amazing! Cache wiped! Disks reformatted! The dead live!
  • 'Don't forget - Friday is 'Dress As Your Favorite Farm Animal Day!'
  • Hey, (insert name of cow-orker here) I just got the new Org chart. You didn't get one? Well gee, all the employees got one, I wonder... Oh, never mind (click)

Anyway, it's late. Talk later.

KinGMaTT

2.26.01

Skyscrapers, Giant Squid and HaX0Rs, OH MY!

Someone needs to stop these people. Now. They simply can not be around computers any longer.
And now, A Napster replacement? Sure, if you want to trust your computer to anyone.
Angelfire is looking for cool sites. Vote for me. I figure if they don't like my page, we can at least spam them into submission.
Who here likes sea food? Ammonia, yummmmm....
And now, l33t H4X0RZ. B330tCH!
Everyone likes shockwave games. Right? The Chicken 0wnZ J00!
I'm a proud K-Mart employee

KinGMaTT

2.25.01

I need sleep
I've been up since 5:15 in the morning. Early soccer game... I had a big update typed up earlier, but angelfire messed up and didn't save it, so oh well. Now I'm just gonna paste some stuff in here that I can play with tomarrow at school.
http://64.77.48.250/stories/play/sopranos/ <--that's cool. I suggest playing with it.
Anonymizer.com
http://www.box5.net/cgi-bin/cgiproxy/startproxy.cgi

KinGMaTT
 

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