| After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket. |
| An hour later Uncle Joe returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other. |
| "Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The worst part was getting the cow to sit on the stool!" |
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. |
| "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" |
| Five small voices answered in unison. "You do, Daddy!" |
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Alright..these are dumb at first but funny after you hear them a few times... or if you hear them late at night... How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut! |
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What is fuzzy, green, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pooltable. |
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How did the crazy guy find his way through the forest? He took the psychopath. |
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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater. |
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? halfway. |
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Umm can't think of any more dumb ones right now. Hope you laughed a little bit...maybe just a little... |
