Artery.........................The study of paintings
Benign.........................What you'll be after you're eight
Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria
Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome
CAT scan.....................Searching for kitty
Cauterize.....................Made eye contact with her
Colic.......................... A sheep dog
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
D&C............................Where Washington is
Dilate......................... To live long
Enema..........................Not a friend
Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
Fibula......................... A small lie
G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball
Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on
Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff..................A doctor's cane
Morbid......................... A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
Node........................... I knew it!
Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative...............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.............Place to do upholstery
Rectum.........................jist about near killed 'em
Secretion......................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor
Tablet......................... A small table
Terminal Illness.............Getting sick at the airport
Tumor..........................More than one
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
Varicose......................Close by