| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | David Flair | U.S. champ? Come on. | - |
| 2 | Dennis Rodman | Him joining WCW was big news, but that was over two years ago. | - |
| 3 | Insane Clown Posse | At least in WWF they had a cool song. | - |
| 4 | Mideon | Now that D-Lo won, Mideon is even more of a nobody. | - |
| 5 | Ernest Miller | He doesnąt have a chance against Bagwell | - |
| 6 | DJ Ran | Look what WCW has to do to fill the three hours of Nitro. | - |
| 7 | Lodi & Lenny Lane | Their old gimmick sucked, but their new one is almost as bad. | - |
| 8 | Viscera | Viscera, Hardcore champ? Nope. | - |
| 9 | Jeff Jarrett | Debra was the IC champ. Not Jeff. | - |
| 10 | Roddy Piper | He was famous and cool, but then what happened? | - |