| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | Juventud Guerrera | He is a horrible, horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE announcer. | - |
| 2 | The Maestro | Thank you Jeff Jarrett. Thank you. | 2 |
| 3 | T.A.F.K.A. Prince Iaukea | He has a really lousy gimmick. And he was fighting someone with another really lousy gimmick. So, it was a really lousy match. | - |
| 4 | Fabulous Moolah/Mae Young/Mark Henry | Ugh, thats just wrong. | 4 |
| 5 | Oklahoma | Slobberknocker! Slobberknocker! | 1 |
| 6 | Roddy Piper | Um, I dont get it. Whats going on? | - |
| 7 | Big Bossman | Hopefully, his push is over. | 3 |
| 8 | David Flair | You gotta feel sorry for DDP. | 5 |
| 9 | Viscera | How dare he cost Rikishi the match at Armageddon. | 9 |
| 10 | The Powers that Be | More bad gimmicks, more stupid angles, more trouble, more of the same. | 7 |
Dropped out: Buzzkill, Mideon, Tony Marinara and his Boys