| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | David Flair & Crowbar | Theyre the tag team champs. Thats just wrong. | 8 |
| 2 | Three Count | Great. Just what we need. Wrestling Backstreet Boys. | - |
| 3 | Mideon | His Mankind imitation might just be the highlight of his career. | - |
| 4 | Buzzkill | Its me, its me, its the B-U-double Z? Come on. | - |
| 5 | Madusa | The cruiserweight division is officially dead. | - |
| 6 | Fabulous Moolah/Mae Young | Mae Young has been in the wrestling industry for EIGHT DECADES. EIGHT DECADES. | 4 |
| 7 | Oklahoma | Why does this gimmick still exist? | 5 |
| 8 | T.A.F.K.A. Prince Iaukea | See the comment for Oklahoma. | 3 |
| 9 | The Powers that Be | Tony Schiavone revealed the identities of Powers that Be. Was he allowed to do that? | 10 |
| 10 | Varsity Club | What do these guys have to do with each other and why are they a faction? | - |
Dropped out: Juventud Guerrera, Maestro, Roddy Piper, Big Bossman, Viscera