| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | WCW | Getting rid of big stars and having the company rest on Sid and Tank Abbott. | 1 |
| 2 | Viscera | He slipped and fell in a puddle of beer on Raw. Heh. Funny. | - |
| 3 | Demon | Uh, why is he still around? | - |
| 4 | The New Harlem Heat | Sure, Ahmed Johnson was great four years ago. But he got out of shape. | 8 |
| 5 | Three Count | Stop the dancing! Stop the dancing! | 7 |
| 6 | The Marmalukes | The best tag team WCW has to offer. | 6 |
| 7 | Mae Young | Now I thought what happened on Raw was kinda funny. | 2 |
| 8 | Ernest Miller | I wonder what James Brown thinks about this. | 3 |
| 9 | The Wall | Who is this guy anyway? | - |
| 10 | Mark Henry | If I were him, I wouldnt put up with this stupid angle. | 4 |
Dropped out: Juventud Guerrera, Kid Romeo, Mean Street Posse