| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | Maestro | It stinks to have to see him on TV so much. | 8 |
| 2 | Harlem Heat | Wow, Ahmed Johnson gained over 50 pounds in the past 2 years. | 6 |
| 3 | Harris Bros. | Nobody enjoys their domination of the tag team division. | 2 |
| 4 | The Dog | What the heck was that?! | - |
| 5 | Hulk Hogan | His promos are annoying, repetitive, and downright goofy. | - |
| 6 | Mae Young | Gained popularity by being put through a table. | 1 |
| 7 | Sid | Needs to be fighting more. | 5 |
| 8 | WCW | They arent showing any signs of improvement. | 3 |
| 9 | Ernest Miller | Are we supposed to be cheering for him?? | 9 |
| 10 | Total Package | Ric Flair should be hanging out with cooler people. | - |
Dropped out: Mark Henry, Brian Knobs, Viscera