| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | The Wall | He was in two main events this week. Anyone see something wrong with that? | 3 |
| 2 | Sid | WCW needs a champ that actually wrestles. | 2 |
| 3 | Hulk Hogan | He definitely needs to retire soon. | 1 |
| 4 | Harlem Heat | Man they suck. | 7 |
| 5 | Harris Bros. | The H-Bomb sucks and so do they. | 5 |
| 6 | Fabulous Moolah/Mae Young | Well, theyre back, and they might ruin the Cat Fight match. | - |
| 7 | WCW | There might be some improvement under the new regime. | 4 |
| 8 | Ernest Miller | I really dont want to see him on TV any more. | - |
| 9 | Big Bossman/Bull Buchanan | Okay wrestlers, but they have no point as a tag team. | - |
| 10 | TAFKAPI | The leader of the lame WCW Cruiserweight division. | - |
Dropped out: Eric Bischoff, T & A, The Dog, Chris Candido