| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | David Arquette | WHAT??????? | - |
| 2 | WCW | Just when WCW starts to get good, they pull stuff like this. | - |
| 3 | Tank Abbott | We want Goldberg! | - |
| 4 | Hulk Hogan | Oh boy, HORACE HOGAN is back! | 4 |
| 5 | The Wall | I hope his push is done. | 6 |
| 6 | Tammy Sytch | Her voice is lower and she gained some weight. | - |
| 7 | T & A | Išm getting sick of them constantly stopping the Dudleyz. | - |
| 8 | Chronic | Wrath and Crush. Big deal. | - |
| 9 | Bossman/Buchanan | Getting too much TV time. | 4 |
| 10 | Lex Luger | The worst member of the Millionairešs Club. | 7 |
Dropped out: Too many to list