| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | Shoot Interviews | You can’t just going around calling everything a shoot. The word has lost all meaning. | - |
| 2 | Vince Russo | Sabotaging WCW in the time he has left with the company. | - |
| 3 | Judy Bagwell | Let’s hope this whole thing is over. | 1 |
| 4 | Kwee Wee | Geez, just call him Kiwi. | 3 |
| 5 | Mark Madden/Gene Okerlund | Come on, this is silly. Go back to your normal jobs. | - |
| 6 | Demon | Bringing Sting and Vampiro down. | 4 |
| 7 | WCW Announcing | ”I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know what to say.” Good. Don’t say anything. | 5 |
| 8 | DX | Now they’re fighting at Summerslam. Yipee. | 7 |
| 9 | PTC | Vote for George W. Bush. | 2 |
| 10 | Justin Credible | Stealing the spotlight from more deserving wrestlers. | 6 |
Dropped out: MIA, WWF voting campaign, Goldberg