| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | Mideon | Eew. That’s disgusting. | 2 |
| 2 | Mike Awesome | He used to be a monster. Now he’s just a bad comedy act. | - |
| 3 | Harris Brothers | Shoulda stayed off TV. | 9 |
| 4 | Kevin Nash | Still the champ, much to the delight of no one. | 4 |
| 5 | WCW Announcing | WCW needs to understand that Schiavone is the problem! Get rid of Schiavone! | 5 |
| 6 | Justin Credible | Needs to lose the title as soon as possible. I don’t care who beats him. | 1 |
| 7 | Vince Russo | We’ll see what happens to WCW’s ratings when Raw goes back to its normal time. | 3 |
| 8 | Natural Born Thrillers | R & B Security for a new generation. That’s all they are. | 7 |
| 9 | MIA | Are they still around? | 8 |
| 10 | X-Pac | Maybe he should bring back that Energy drink. | 10 |
Dropped out: Demon