| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | Beetlejuice | That weird little midget freaks me out. | - |
| 2 | Vince Russo | Might be out of the job soon. | 1 |
| 3 | Mike Awesome | Please, kill this gimmick. NOW. | 2 |
| 4 | Lex Luger | Uh oh. He’s back. | - |
| 5 | Buff Bagwell | So, HE’S the father? Yeah, that makes sense. | - |
| 6 | Harris Brothers | As much fun to watch as...uh...something boring. | 4 |
| 7 | Tony Schiavone | The definition of suckiness. | 8 |
| 8 | Kevin Nash | Maybe he’ll be cool if Scott Hall comes back. | 5 |
| 9 | Mideon | At least he doesn’t get that much TV time. | 3 |
| 10 | Kronik | So, they’re bad guys now? When did that happen? | - |
Dropped out: Justin Credible, TNN, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, CW Anderson