| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | WCW | Troubles continue as its sale approaches. | - |
| 2 | Juventud Guerrera | You made a BIG mistake, boy. | - |
| 3 | TNN | Gee, thanks for canceling ECW, you idiots. | - |
| 4 | Vince Russo | Taking some time off, but will his break be a permanent one? | 2 |
| 5 | Tony Schiavone | Still a jabroni. | 7 |
| 6 | Mideon | Wait, he gets a European title shot?! Please tell me that’s a mistake. | 9 |
| 7 | Kevin Nash | Scott Hall fired = Kevin Nash still sucks. | 8 |
| 8 | Mike Awesome | I don’t think he’ll ever be truly respected again after that 70’s gimmick. | 3 |
| 9 | Harris Brothers | Maybe they should go to the WWF, team up with the Undertaker, and reform DOA. | 6 |
| 10 | David Flair | Is it time for this angle to end yet? | - |
Dropped out: Beetlejuice, Lex Luger, Buff Bagwell, Kronik