| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | WCW | Not getting any better, that’s for sure. | 1 |
| 2 | TNN | They’ve got pop. Heh. That’s a good one. | 3 |
| 3 | Vince Russo | Sitting at home, watching his company disintegrate. | 4 |
| 4 | Tony Schiavone | There’s one thing you can be sure of in WCW: Tony Schiavone’s suckiness. | 5 |
| 5 | Kevin Nash | He needs to start trying. | 7 |
| 6 | Mideon | It would’ve been scary to have the Euro title around his waist again. | 6 |
| 7 | Harris Brothers | I can’t think of anything new to say. So I’ll just say that they really suck. | 9 |
| 8 | PTC | Vote for George W. Bush. | 3 |
| 9 | Mike Awesome | Finally, a decent feud for this guy. | 8 |
| 10 | Kronik | Not a threat to Goldberg this Sunday. | - |
Dropped out: Juventud Guerrera, David Flair