| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | Lex Luger | See, this is why I don’t watch WCW. | 1 |
| 2 | Sid | Oh great. Now HE’S back too! | - |
| 3 | Road Dogg & K-Kwik | Get rowdy, yo yo yo, get rowdy, come on, get rowdy, yo yo...SHUT UP. | - |
| 4 | Harris Bros. | Why does Jarrett have to suffer like this? | 10 |
| 5 | Jimmy Hart | Please, stop this now. | - |
| 6 | Kronik | So, are they the APA now or something? | 8 |
| 7 | Tony Schiavone | WCW: Take him off TV and watch your ratings go up. | 6 |
| 8 | WCW | What? Was Nitro on last week? | 3 |
| 9 | PTC | Well, the world is safe again. But, for how long? | 2 |
| 10 | Mike Awesome | Let’s hope that this is the end of that 70’s gimmick. | 7 |
Dropped out: TNN, Mark Madden, Kevin Nash