| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | The Possible Fall of ECW | Please, don’t let it be over. | - |
| 2 | Road Warrior Animal | That’s it? HE’S the mystery opponent? | - |
| 3 | Lex Luger | That funeral thing was actually kinda funny. | 5 |
| 4 | Buff Bagwell | Totally buff. Totally untalented. | 3 |
| 5 | Sid’s injury | Oh, wow. That really sucks. | 4 |
| 6 | Rick Steiner | Not the mystery opponent, but he came back anyway. | - |
| 7 | Eric Bischoff | Good luck. | - |
| 8 | Tony Schiavone | Hey, Joey Styles might come save WCW. | 7 |
| 9 | Lo Down | Where is the WWF going with this? | - |
| 10 | Harris Bros. | Not on TV much. But there are bad memories. | 8 |
Dropped out: Scott Steiner/ DDP, Road Dogg, WCW, Kronik, Billy Gunn