| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | Rick Steiner | Gets a title and way too much TV time. | 1 |
| 2 | Lex Luger | It’s ironic that WCW put two of its worst wrestlers in a tag team. | 2 |
| 3 | Buff Bagwell | GO AWAY! | 3 |
| 4 | Kevin Nash | With the “retirement” angle, he gets paid to sit back and do nothing. Oh wait... | - |
| 5 | The Fall of ECW | I hope the pay-per-view actually happens. | 5 |
| 6 | Road Warrior Animal | Hmm...Legion of Doom in WCW...that would be weird... | 4 |
| 7 | Billy Gunn | Not impressing anyone right now. | - |
| 8 | Tony Schiavone | Quote of the week: “This sucks.” | 8 |
| 9 | Dustin Rhodes | I don’t care what he calls himself. He’ll always be Goldust. | - |
| 10 | Harris Bros. | They’ve had so many bad gimmicks in the past. | 10 |
Dropped out: Chyna, Scott Steiner, Glacier