| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | WCW | Wow, what a week. Let’s hope the future is better. | - |
| 2 | Lex Luger | It’s good to see him jobbing repeatedly. | 4 |
| 3 | Buff Bagwell | Got attention for not reason, and now he’s getting what he deserves. | 7 |
| 4 | Rick Steiner | Bark bark bark, woof woof. | 2 |
| 5 | Ted Turner | You lose, Ted. Let’s see how Vince does. | - |
| 6 | Shawn Staziak | Where is this going? | - |
| 7 | The Fall of ECW | I hate to say it, but, it’s over. | 5 |
| 8 | Tony Schiavone | His announcing might ruin the last Nitro ever. | - |
| 9 | Billy Gunn | The star of WWF Jakked. | - |
| 10 | Road Warrior Animal | I still have no idea why they brought him back. | 8 |
Dropped out: Vince McMahon, Lawler quits, The Kat fired, Ernest Miller, Harris Bros.