| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | The End of the Monday Night Wars | And so ends a great era. | - |
| 2 | Nitro Simulcast Audio Glitch | Well, that’s WCW for ya. | - |
| 3 | Lex Luger | ”The Lex Express ran out of gas.” | 2 |
| 4 | Rick Steiner | Well, it’s good that we didn’t have to watch him on Nitro. | 4 |
| 5 | Buff Bagwellr | Why did so many people cheer for him on Raw? | 3 |
| 6 | Eric Bischoff | Come on, Eric. Just cuz you’re not buying the WCW doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go to the last Nitro. | - |
| 7 | Shawn Staziak | The low point of Nitro. | 6 |
| 8 | Shawn Michaels | Darn, now we don’t get to see him at Wrestlemania. | - |
| 9 | Road Warrior Animal | ”Hey, I wonder what Animal thinks about the new owner of WCW.” | 10 |
| 10 | Tony Schiavone | Hey, we don’t have to listen to him for 6-8 weeks. | 8 |
Dropped out: WCW, Ted Turner, The Fall of ECW, Billy Gunn