| Rank | Wrestler | Comment | Last Week |
| 1 | Tajiri | I wish I had taped his match with Psicosis. | 1 |
| 2 | Rob Van Dam | It’s okay now, but will RVD want his TV back from Kid Kash? | 2 |
| 3 | Kid Kash | Got to hang out with the Rock at the VMA’s. Oh wait... | 4 |
| 4 | Steve Corino | I noticed that he has lots of scars from being busted open so many times. | 3 |
| 5 | Jerry Lynn | Will it be his time on October 2nd? | - |
Dropped out: Psicosis