Prologue: Antellicle Songs for Antellicle Ducks
Written by: Specklefeather
Are you fluffy when you’re born? Do you sleep when it’s dark?
Dare you fly o’er a king? Would you poop on his throne?
Can you say of your quack, it’s better than your bark?
Are you king of the sky when you’re flying alone?
Because
Antellicles are antellicles do
Antellicles do antellicles would
Antellicles would antellicles can
Antellicles can antellicles do
When you land on the ground, do you soar to the sky?
Do you quack when you snack on the weeds in the pond?
Do you fly to your roost when the day starts to die?
Can you disappear without a magic wand?
Because
Antellicles can antellicles do
Antellicles do antellicles can
Antellicles can antellicles do
Antellicles do antellicles can
Antellicles can antellicles do
Do you fly against the breezes to places far distant?
Familiar with strange scents, although you can’t smell
Where you Anderson’s friend? Darkwing Duck’s assistant?
Have you been at the pond when the geese were not well?
Are you quick like a mink? Do you swim but not sink?
Will you skim along the pond with the speed of a buck?
Are you quick on your webbed feet, to do and to think
If you are, then guess what, you’re an antellicle duck
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
We can fly through the air with the greatest of ease
We can turn upside down, we can swim like a fish
We can top any challenge, to each quest we’re the keys
To be one of us is every other bird’s wish
Antellicles can antellicles do
Antellicles can antellicles do
Antellicles can antellicles do
Antellicles can antellicles do
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Can you quack at the same time to more than one duck?
Familiar with toungues known to swans and to geese?
And can you (as ducks do) begin with a ‘D’?
No imposter will do, the genuine please
Antellicle ducks are rulers of the lake
This is counting every duckling and drake
No geese or swan can ever compare
Hallelujah, the duck is always there!
The web-footed divinity of unabashed avidity
Round the water’s edge rang "Good luck!"
Life to the ever-lasting duck
Feathered, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do…what…
Antellicles do antellicles can
Antellicles can antellicles do
Antellicle ducks quack ‘tellicle chants
Antellicles old antellicles new
Antellicle song antellicle dance
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Practical ducks, dramatical ducks
Pragmatical ducks, fanatical ducks
Oratorical ducks, Delphicoracle ducks
Skeptical ducks, dispeptical duck
Romantical ducks, pedantical ducks
Critical ducks, parasitical ducks
Allegorical ducks, metaphorical ducks
Statistical ducks and mystical ducks
Political ducks, hypocritical ducks
Clerical ducks, hysterical ducks
Cynical ducks, rabbinical ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
Antellicle songs for ‘tellicle ducks
There’s a dog over there with a look of surprise
Well as much as this to in your brains get stuck
Do I actually see with my own, very eyes
A dog who’s not heard of an antellicle duck?
What’s an antellicle duck? What’s an antellicle duck?