THE OLD GUMBIE CAT


Munkustrap:
I have a Gumbie cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots
Her coat is of the tabby kind with tiger stripes and leopard spots
All day she sits beneath the stairs or on the steps or on the mat
She sits and sits and sits and that's what makes a Gumbie cat
That's what makes a Gumbie cat!

Demeter, Bombalurina, and Jellylorum:
But...
When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie cat's work is but hardly begun
And when all the family's in bed and asleep
She tucks up her skirts to the basement to creep
She is deeply concerned with the ways of the mice

Jennyanydots:
Their behavior's not good and their manners not nice

Demeter, Bombalurina, and Jellylorum:
So when she has got them lined up on the matting
She teaches them music…

Jennyanydots:
…crocheting and tatting

Munkustrap:
I have a Gumbie cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots
The curtain cord she likes to wind and tie it into sailor knots
She sits upon the windowsill or anything that's smooth and flat
She sits and sits and sits and that's what makes a Gumbie cat
That's what makes a Gumbie cat

Demeter, Bombalurina, and Jellylorum:
But...
When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie cat's work is but hardly begun
She thinks that the cockroaches...

Jennyanydots:
...just need employment!

Demeter, Bombalurina, and Jellylorum:
To prevent them from...

Jennyanydots:
...idle and wanton destroyment!

Demeter, Bombalurina, and Jellylorum:
So she's formed from that lot of disorderly louts
A troop of well disciplined helpful boy scouts

Jennyanydots:
With a purpose in life and a good deed to do

Demeter, Bombalurina, and Jellylorum:
And she's even created a beetles tattoo!

All Jellicles:
For she's a jolly good fellow!

Jennyanydots:
Thank you my dears...