Quotes
Bob-Just give me the camera,hand it over and nobody gets hurt.
Kick his butt!... He's just the drummer!~Clint about Bob
At a show in Columbus, my brother was supposed to lift me back up, but instead the moron dropped his microphone on my face!~Bob
Girls make our hearts throb!~Clint
"In Las Vegas, we waved to the crowd, then walked to the back where there's a riser to the
drum set. All three of us (Clint, Bob& Dave) stepped up, missed the riser and fell down. It
was like a domino effect. Another time there was a doll cought on my bass and burst the
strings!"~Clint
"I did not bring you soup, let me make that clear!" Scott to clint]
"There aren't a lot of acts like us right now, except for Hanson, that play music, real
music, play instruments and write their own songs." ~Scott
"They're really cool brothers"~Scott
"Youre not a man, your a boy". Scott to clint]
"We were ordering McDonalds food and our bus driver asks us what we want, and at the
exact time, bob and clint go 'ugh', same exact pitch and everything. Everyone on the
bus cracked up!"~Scott
Bob: Every Christmas he [Dave]
used to ask for the newest Barbie
Doll!
Scott: [agreeing] He used to brush
their hair and play with it!
Clint~"THrow things at him at night like pillows & books!"(talking about Dave snoring!)
Mr.Frank Moffatt- "I'm the road manager, father, tutor, discipliner........"
Dave- ".....old fart!"
"Who said you can touch my bear? That's mine!" (talking to Clint) -Bob
"In our fan club we recieved tons of letters from people telling us that they saw hanson on tv
say that we were an inspiration to them. we didn't know what to think, i mean, they're massive
in the US." -Scott
"Aww, how cute Bob!"- Dave (to Bob @ the Montclair autograph signing when a fan handed him a picture of the two of them together)
"Dave snores!! I sleep with him when we’re on tour. So if I don’t fall asleep before him, that's
nightmare!! How do I stop him? Easy! (grin) just kick him off the bed..ha ha..!!"-Clint
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Scott, and dad if you're watching, dad Moffatt if your watching,
this is Scott playing gameboy before the next show. So if you want to give him a licking, that's
okay. I told him not to play dad, but he just wouldn't obey me, so you'll have to deal with him
later!" -Bob
"Wow, it's just not my day!" said by Bob when he was on this sled on some ski mountain and
Clint and Dave ran into him by accident." -Bob
"I have the sexiest chest, sexier then Scott, I'm gonna be an exotic dancer, wanna see
my routine?"-Bob
"Dave doesn't have a sport...he just likes falling on the gound!"-Bob
"About two years ago, Clint and I were doing Kung Fu, and I ended up hitting Clint in the
face. He then came charging at me and ended up nailing me! Our teacher had to try and
pull us apart. But we don't usually fight that much."-Scott
"We're tired of girl power..yeah! We want man power!"-Scott
"Sign it ya dumb***!" -Scott(to Bob)
"We did an interview and Clint said 'Oh, I never wear Dave's clothes.' and he was wearing
my pants!"-Dave
"You can't handle the rodeo burger!!" -dave
"Its... Its... Its pink!... BUT ITS PINK!" -clint
"Whether it’s nice or bad, he gets nervous. Let’s just
look at him blush. Right, Clint? Right, Clint? Look
at...look at him. See? Close-up! Close-up! Close-up on
first! He’s getting red! He’s getting red!"-Bob
If Bob were an animal, he'd be...
"Oh…Uh…Geez that’s a good one…I think Bob is an
animal! He's just...what kind…if Bob was an
animal…Bob would be…uhh…Bob would be a snake! A
snake! Yeah…ya know…cuz he's just...No! He wouldn’t
be a snake...he'd be a koala bear...ya know the little
koala bears? Because I find those things funny. Ya
know…I find them funny, and to me, Bob's the funniest
Moffatt of the bunch. "-Clint
"The children of today, …whew!…(shaking his head) I
mean, I look at my sons at fourteen and fifteen, I mean,
I was never that…I wasn’t that smart, well I’m still not
that smart! So, I mean, it’s just that, kids are so
advanced today! And I think it’s because of the pressure
to be adults and that’s why I also like the boys. They’re
very real young guys when they’re goofing off at the
pool and other kids should realize that it’s okay to be
who they are…and The Moffatts… you know, people
would ask them…(turns to Bob) ‘Who would you want to
come back as? And what did you say?"(Bob smiles
sheepishly and says ‘Myself’) "Myself. (Frank smiles
proudly at his boys. Awww! Family moment! ) So you
should always remember, it’s okay to be who you are."-Frank (daddy Moffatt)
Clint:"Bob has to go to the bathroom."
Bob: "But I don't have to go!"
Clint: "Just do it, darnit"
"Yo quiero adonde el bano . . .That's the most important
thing you need to know when you go to Mexico"~Dave (means something like 'Wheres the bathroom')
"Clint I'm scared, can I sleep with you"~Scott (after
scary movie) (heck that movie scared me to death too. I'm only 13. It scard me for life!)
"You know what they say about men with big feet... big
socks!"~Scott
"I can't help it if the urge comes, I don't listen to
the warnings or the alarm bells ringing in my head, I
have to eat the forbbiden doughnut!"~Scott
"He said poop, he said poop, he said POOOOOP!"~Scott
"**** man, you scared the (replace with other butt word)
off me, I didn't know you were sitting there" (When
Clint turned around and saw Bob sitting beside him after
Bob had told him he was gonna leave)~Clint
"Ok, I'm going to look straight at this darn camera and
say what I see. . . Scott's butt, it's huge!! Well, (to
the host of the show) you did say, say what you see,
that's what I saw. In fact, I see that butt every
morning, it's always in my face!"~Bob
(standing proud with chest puffed out) "I know what pez
is!"~Bob
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?!" (After Scott told Bob
to kiss his butt)~Bob
"Don't look at me like that Scott! You're the one they
call the hooker! Taking your shirt off all the time. . .
Well, I've got news for you buddy! I'm coming out of the
closet whether you like it or not!"~Dave
"Scott's the kinda guy that comes home drunk and walks
around saying, "I'm Drunk I'm Drunk I'm so drunk," then
falls on the bed."~Dave
Scott: Hepititis B is...... a sickness.
Bob: You get it by shaking hands, kissing, and sexual
contact.
VJ: And why did you get the vaccination? Was the reason
kissing or more the sexual contact?
Bob: (turning red) umm shaking hands...
Clint: Im Beavis and he's Butthead
Bob: meep meep what's going on man?
Clint: What are you doing, Get your act together man.
Bob: (to clint) You rule!
Bob and Scott: (to clint) You suck!!
Bob: Waynes World, what's going on man?
Clint: We gotta represent!
Bob: Don't ever leave me like that man, that was so
uncool (all in beavis and butthead voices)
Bob: I love you.
Clint: I love you.
Bob: No, I really love you!
Clint: No man you don't understand! I Love You!
Bob: NO!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Clint: I LUUUUV YTV!!! heh.. YAA!!!
(one of my fave quotes cause I love Bevis & Butthead, & my all time fave movie is Wayne's World)
On the YTV season finale the Moffatts were asked what
they'd do if they were stuck on an island with Hanson...
Clint: IF ONLY we were stuck on an island with hanson,
we'd all go MMMBOPin' to a club, but if the club was
shut down we'd all be in MISERY, or we'd go looking for
another club with---
Bob: with girls, and our hearts would go BANG BANG BOOM-
--(looks at scott)
Scott: (starts laughing) I JUST GOT THAT! HAHA I JUST
GOT THAT!!!
Clint: when we leave, we'll MISS the club LIKE CRAZY
(pauses to think a bit) and that would be WEIRD!
(everyone starts laughing)
(fan): Bob, where's Moffy? Clint told me that Moffy
would growl for me.
Bob: Awww, Moffy wouldn't growl at you. He's too sweet.
Or she... yeah he's a girl.
