| Stats |
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| Real Name |
??? |
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| Age |
unknown... |
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| Height |
4'3" |
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| Weight |
231 lbs. |
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| Birthdate |
??? |
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| Blood Type |
AB Positive |
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| Hometown |
Pandora, Sector 4X |
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| Personal Treasure |
His short stubby little axe |
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| Likes |
Executions, death in a can, black arts, King Poliwhirl |
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| Dislikes |
Anything not listed above |
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| Hobby |
Website handyman, being the Executioner, Site mascot |
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| Favorite Food |
Korean BBQ |
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The story of the Cannon Man
Being raised up in the mean streets of Pandora, this guys dream was to be King Poliwhirls dungeon handler. While mastering the art of death, his dream would soon come true. Before he came to our kingdom, he worked as errr...a...umm.... lets just say thug on the streets. But whenever he would steal a purse his short little legs weren't fast enough to get away. He was thrown in the dungeon (that he now rules) and was set for life. One day he found a bone inside his cell and used nothing but his bare hands to make a sharp weapon out of it. He cut through the cell bars and went up into the kings throne room. As he climbed up the stairs he caught a glimpse of King Poliwhirl and made a sound of excitement. The guards heard him, and, ready to kill him, King Poliwhirl objected. He said "Anyone who can break out of OUR dungeon deserves a spot in the palace". So our friend told him he wanted to be the dungeon master, and... So let it be written, So let it be done.
Woh yeah! You rock Cannon man!
Oh give it up, Neil. No matter what you say, he'll always like me as his BEST cronie.
::smacks lance::
YEOW! ::Uppercuts Neil::
::Locks Lance in the fireplace::
NEIL! You ^&^&*$%# lemme out before I lay the smack down on your candy %^&*%@*!
Yeah baby! I rock! Hope Santa don't crush your puny body when he comes to our castle through the chimney!
You'll be sorry... WEll, why dont you go back to the main, Me and Neil will be discussing this likes adults :breaks out of fireplace and crosskicks Neil::
OW!
