Bosco was walkin’ down the street. Ouf! Bosco tripped face first. Jimmy happened to be riding by in his fire truck with the rest of the fire gang. “Ha!” Bosco is too embarrassed to get up so he pretends it didn’t happen. He lies there playing dead for a minute or 5 hoping Jimmy would leave but when he gets up there is a crowd of people around him including Sullivan. “Bosco, you idiot! You are blocking traffic!”
Later that day Bosco was missing. “He’s too embarrassed to show his retarded face,” states Jimmy. Faith agrees.
Bosco has been missing for a week now. No one has even heard from him. Faith decides something must have happened so the precinct starts looking for him. Bosco was kidnapped! “What a wimp,” says Sullivan and everyone else agrees. Sullivan adds “I think the problem would be solved better if we just left him and pretended he never existed,” says Sully. “Well it is a good idea”, says Faith, “but I want that promotion!” $K-ching $K-ching.
While out searching, Davis finds a shoe that she thinks belongs to Bos. “No way!” says Sully. “That shoe is a 6 mans. I thought Bosco would only be in a 4 in Little Girls’!” Davis and Sully check out an abandoned building nearby. Bosco is there tied up! He gets a retarded smile on his face when Sully and Davis enter. “Hi Sully!” says Bos, “you found me! You solved the problem.” “Actually, if I un-tie you I’ll be creating more problems than solving, but I’ll do it anyway.” Davis asks “Who did this? Who kidnapped you?” “It was Fred Yokas!” says Bosco!
Fred Y-O-K-A-S. Sullivan writes the name down. “Isn’t that Faith’s husband?”
Bosco and Davis go to Fred’s apartment and arrest him. Fred is down at the station now. “Faith made me do it”, says Fred. “She was supposed to be the one who found Bosco so she could get the promotion but you 2 wrecked it!” Sullivan and Davis just look at each other. They don’t know what to say but just then Bosco rides by on his motorized scooter.
Faith doesn’t bother denying that she was in charged of the kidnapping of Bosco. “I NEEDED him away for a while anyways. Bosco drives me insane. I would never think of something like that but I was under the influence of a Bosco.” The Captain lets Faith stay on the force but she gets a pay cut. And Bosco, well, he is permanently put on prison duty. Sully concludes “If Bosco as prison guard doesn’t keep people from taking risks that could lead to jail, I don’t know what will!”
~ Sullydude
