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Why I'm NOT Jealous Of NSync

All you damn teenies. You say "You're just jealous (actually most times it's spelled jelous/jeulous) on NSync because they're hot and stuff and really talented and you're not!!" Well A.) SPELL JEALOUS CORRECTLY, DAMMIT!!, and B.) How the hell would you know if I was hot or talented or not?? But anyways, since you think I'm so jealous, I have this to say: **************************************************************

First off, you all probabaly have as much talent as NSync. NONE. So I don't need you wasting my inbox space "they have more talent than you" because they DON'T. And tell me what I have to be jealous of them for. Oh I really wanna weigh 543,687 pounds, look like a drag queen and smoke crack. I'm just so sad I don't have a huge ego and roadkill on my head. I'm so sad that some fatass didn't take all of my earnings (wait, NSync doesn't get paid.....contradicting myself here....sorry) and I just really want 10 year old teenyboppers with training bras and my name markered on their face stalking me. I am NOT jealous of Joey because he weighs 543,687 pounds, of Lance because (s)he is a drag queen, I'm not jealous of Justin because his ego takes up the hole in the ozone layer, of Chris because he has roadkill in his hair, or of JC because he's a crack addict. I'm not jealous of them because they wrote Giddy Up (hell if I were them I wouldn't admit to writing that piece of shit) and I'm not jealous that fatass Pearlman was screwing them over. I'm not jealous that they released a CD that is, in a word, BULLSHIT and a waste of time, and I'm not jealous that they are stalked by 10 year olds and have retainers and stuffed animals thrown at them. Thier new CD is a piece of fucking ass crap-Any 5 year old could have written that shit for them. And plus the singles they chose from it-oh great, a song about Justin's sexual preference and now a song about Justin's huge ego. La-de-fucking-da. It's all crap. And the #1 reason I'm not jealous of them:

BECAUSE THEY SUCK!!

Hope that clears up any questions you had.

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